maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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whoredinarygirl:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

my mum just came home drunk asking me to make her chicken nuggets 

she fell asleep and im left with all these nuggets image

that’s the opposite of a problem

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So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

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sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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heyfunniest:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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